Keep Your Teeth in Grandma

Bluetooth that won't sync with one of my two computers. My blackberry
that won't charge with the cable. Nor will it sync with the cable to
the computer. The iPhone that always flashes 20% battery power left.
The Kindle that crashes. iTunes that loses songs or tells you that
you're not authorised to play them. Technological gadgets are sending
me over the edge. Things that just don't or won't work. I am gonna cry
and then stamp on them. Computers that run out of memory. That
annoying egg timer that's not an egg timer but a spinning colored
wheel. That's always slowing up your day I want to shoot that like
it's duck at a fun fair. Crashing wifi is another problem at the
moment as is resetting the retched time machine and the airport that
plays a few songs then crashes. When did it become acceptable to
invent rubbish that is unreliable I'd ask my grandparents and they'd
tell me things were built to last and WORK in their generation.